PR Series 11:
“A long-term propaganda technique used by socialists (communists and Nazis alike) is of interest to PR practitioners. I know of no place it is mentioned in the PR literature. But the data had verbal circulation in intelligence circles and is in constant current use.
“The trick is — WORDS ARE REDEFINED TO MEAN SOMETHING ELSE TO THE ADVANTAGE OF THE PROPAGANDIST.”
These Nazi tactics are now being cranked up full force to keep DM bots in their hazy, compliant states. The latest piece is below. What’s next, “Dave, the humanitarian” mag?
And Just Me has saved Dan Sherman a load or work by figuring out DM’s next speech:
I’m dying laughing! What’s next? I am Joe’s Humanitarian Gland?
The topper will surely be Danny Sherman’s goofy speech for DM at the next big event:
“Quite in addition to our ability to write hot checks funded by third mortgages, so, too, we will rediscover Humanitarianism. APPLAUSE!
And yes, in some instances, Humanitarianism practiced by other, lower forms of humanoids, were below the abilities of those sub-persons to perform. While even worse, Humanitarianism, while in plain view, was lost from all understanding and application. APPLAUSE!
As for why: Just as lack of wherewithal previously prevented broad-scale application of Humanitarianism, so, too, another kind of wherewithal prevented broad-scale delivery of Humanitarianism—specifically, lack of humanitarian abilities. And that is what stands behind and is the full reason for our new breed of Humanitarianism. APPLAUSE!
Yes, now we have finally discovered the missing link between the Bridge that didn’t work and the Bridge that will now surely be the final, successful Bridge better than any Bridge ever pointed to before! APPLAUSE!
“So, too, we, the Official One and Only Church of Scientology, will form a Humanitarian Political Action Committee to be administered personally by me, your humble, overburdened Chairman of the Board. APPLAUSE!
This is a necessity, for no one else among us can be trusted with such a responsibility—for it is a responsibility I am only too happy to hoist onto my already bent back. APPLAUSE!
So, too, we will be asking every loyal Scientologist to donate to the extent of their ability. And, so, too, loan officers are now waiting in the lobby ready to help you complete your additional loan applications. APPLAUSE!
If your ethics are sub-normal and your credit ratings are, notwithstanding, not full of wherewithal, you may apply for a loan from a Special Superduper Humanitarian Loan Fund that has been, heretofore, capitalized by a dozen of our Patronus Capitalus Maximus Humanitarianuses at an interest rate no greater than 29.4% per annum, notwithstanding.” APPLAUSE!
P.S. “Danny” wrote this speech before realizing that this really IS a donation drive. Gee, who’da thunk it.